Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Ninja or Pirate?
I've always wanted the ability to sneak up on anyone at anytime. To move through the night without a sound. I would of course only use my powers for good. Or at least nothing super bad.
Hey! Where did my peanut butter and cherry jelly sandwich go? Damn Ninjas!
Why did the channel suddenly change from ice dancing to Monster Trucks? Ninjas.
Where did the ice and snow on my car go? Thanks Ninjas!
And I would get to wear those black pijamas and have a sword and throwing stars. And they're solitary. Ninjas mostly work alone and when they do work with other Ninjas, they only work with trusted ones.
Pirates have to constantly watch their crew. But they aren't as concerned with silence. They come in, canons blazing and keel haul the lot. (Whatever that means) And they get to have parrots and ultra cool nicknames, most involving facial features, facial hair being the most common. Maybe you wouldn't have to deal with mutiny. After you savagely beat the captain of the other ship and then threw him to the sharks, that would put the fear of you into the hearts of your crew.
Samurai are cool but they have body armor, which slows them down, and they answer to their lord, which I hear can get tiresome.
Bigfoot and the Yeti would be cool, but very lonely. Unless they have sasquatch communities in which case it would be really cool. Yeti parties until all hours of the morning. Then going out and playing in the fresh powder, scaring Boy Scouts and hikers, getting your blurry picture taken.
I'm trying to stay away from deity. Because being a Greek god would obviously be the best. Living on Olympus, eating ambrosia all day and when you feel frisky BAM! you're a human and can go hook up with some sexy Greek broad. And then your kid has mythical powers and then he has stories written about him.
So next time you're about to enjoy a cupcake and it magically disappears, don't get mad. Ninjas have to eat too.
Hey! Where did my peanut butter and cherry jelly sandwich go? Damn Ninjas!
Why did the channel suddenly change from ice dancing to Monster Trucks? Ninjas.
Where did the ice and snow on my car go? Thanks Ninjas!
And I would get to wear those black pijamas and have a sword and throwing stars. And they're solitary. Ninjas mostly work alone and when they do work with other Ninjas, they only work with trusted ones.
Pirates have to constantly watch their crew. But they aren't as concerned with silence. They come in, canons blazing and keel haul the lot. (Whatever that means) And they get to have parrots and ultra cool nicknames, most involving facial features, facial hair being the most common. Maybe you wouldn't have to deal with mutiny. After you savagely beat the captain of the other ship and then threw him to the sharks, that would put the fear of you into the hearts of your crew.
Samurai are cool but they have body armor, which slows them down, and they answer to their lord, which I hear can get tiresome.
Bigfoot and the Yeti would be cool, but very lonely. Unless they have sasquatch communities in which case it would be really cool. Yeti parties until all hours of the morning. Then going out and playing in the fresh powder, scaring Boy Scouts and hikers, getting your blurry picture taken.
I'm trying to stay away from deity. Because being a Greek god would obviously be the best. Living on Olympus, eating ambrosia all day and when you feel frisky BAM! you're a human and can go hook up with some sexy Greek broad. And then your kid has mythical powers and then he has stories written about him.
So next time you're about to enjoy a cupcake and it magically disappears, don't get mad. Ninjas have to eat too.
# posted by Seth @ 7:01 AM 
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