Crazy Lawsuit Game

No post from me today, but grab some tissue and come follow E-Lo on her magical journey of birthing Lyric Alexandra.

It kinda looks like a baby.

That's from Austin Powers, calm down. Lyric is gorgeous.

See?






I love how inventive pharmaceutical companies are with their drug names.

Drug: Prostaglandin
Effect: is used to "ripen" the cervix when it is agreed that your baby is safer to be born than to remain in the uterus

Marketing wizard conversation:
Okay, um, it dilates the cervix.
Fanny Opener? No, too weird.
How bout Gash Spreader? Too gross.
Box Opener? Too common.
Pink Taco Enlarger? Too long.
Dilacerv? Not bad.
Cervidil? Bingo.

Personally I think Dilacerv or Box Opener would've been fine.