Crazy Lawsuit Game

Looks like W. is gonna call off the U-Haul vans cuz he's stayin at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. for another 4 years.

Congrats to all the Republicans out there who made this possible. Just don't screw up our country, even though you won and control the House now, we're still half of this great nation too. Please don't forget that.

Oh, and make sure you don't get knocked up cuz you probably are gonna have to keep it. Abstinence is the best!

Update: Also I hope that you're not gay cuz voters just narrowed down the states that could possible allow you to be happily or unhappily married. So tell all your homosexual friends to not move to Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon or Utah.

And all you potheads wanting to move to Alaska for legal US of A herb got denied 57 to 43, but that's not bad.

But Montana's medical marijuana passed 62 to 38. Yay sick people in Montana, relief is on the way!

And the initiative to expand Oregon's medijuana got denied by 58 to 42. Limited weed and no gay marriages? What is this Alabama?

Enjoy our new hardcore rightwing country for the next 4 years.